would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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