You're so nebulous sometimes
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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