I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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