Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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