Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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