end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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