i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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