You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Drunk is not a location!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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