White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
