But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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