So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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