google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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