If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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