Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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