gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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