is your mom at the bar?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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