So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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