Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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