It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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