Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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