What a fucking waste of an outfit
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I intend to get homeless drunk
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
