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I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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