she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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