So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Randomize
