Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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