I wannas sexs uuuuu
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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