Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
