I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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