sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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