I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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