I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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