He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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