i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
