ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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