Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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