Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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