Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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