Me. At least after what I've been through.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
is this the sara with the beer cane?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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