i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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