I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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