I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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