Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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