Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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