Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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