I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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