you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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