My brain says no but my pants say off.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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