So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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