I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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