before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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