how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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